Before you get on your high and mighty horse, the author of this post is in actually a bit of a hipster without meaning to be. Maybe it’s her personality, maybe it’s her choice of dress, but she does tend to be a little on the hipster side. Now, if you excuse my bluntness, be rude to my little sister and I don’t need you to come back to this page, ever. Period. My family is more important to me than some random strangers opinion. I offered her a spot in my blog, because I find her humorous. I find what she says to be dead on sometimes, and sometimes she says what nobody else will. I’m not sure why people lose their respect online, but I won’t allow rude comments on my blog. A blog is an opinion. You don’t like it, don’t read it.
Why hipsters are the most annoying people on the face of the planet
Now, I know what your thinking, “I thought fan girls were the most annoying
people on the face of the planet.” Well dear readers, I have taken that into
careful consideration and come to the conclusion that although the constant
squealing is both annoying and confusing, at least the fan girl is more than happy to
live and let live. They don’t care if you don’t see what the big deal with Snape from
Harry Potter is. In fact, most of them actually like the general population not getting
it. It’s their thing and they couldn’t care less who judges them.
No, the most annoying people on the face of the planet award definitely
belongs with the hipster.
4) The Clothes:
The easiest way to instantly identify a hipster is by his or her wardrobe. A
typical outfit in the life of a hipster consists of skinny jeans, boots, a leather or even
pleather jacket, some sort of oversized hat, and chunky glasses. This outfit is the
same regardless of sex.
In and of itself that isn’t a bad outfit, in fact in some cases it’s attractive. The
problem is that every single hipster out there is wearing the exact same thing. The
extent of the variation is to scarf or not to scarf.
If a hipster committed a crime, and ten people were put in a lineup, there
would be no possible way for the victim to ID the criminal. In fact they would not
even be able to narrow it down to sex. I’m surprised more hipsters don’t branch out
for that very reason.
3) The coffee shop:
This part I just don’t get. Hipsters are a group of nonconformists. Coffee
shops are about the most conformist thing in existence. I literally cannot think of a
more conformist thing to do than sit in a coffee shop with your Mac writing a
screenplay. Yet somehow this group of nonconformists has it written in their tool
handbook that that is exactly what they should be doing. How does that make sense?
Have you ever met a hipster that wasn’t a huge tool? If your answer is yes,
then you’ve never met a hipster. Congratulations and where do you live? Sadly the
first rule of being a hipster is that you must, at all costs, be an ass. If anyone has a
different opinion from you it’s because they are ignorant and mainstream. If
someone walks into “your” coffee shop and orders a beverage that is not on the
approved drink list (full list located on page 38 of the tool handbook), they must be
scoffed at. Tool.
1) The music:
My sister (guestblogger) wants you to know the pictures are all me. :0)